10 Ways to Propose to a Girl

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
“You’re under arrest!”
For what?
“For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,”What are you doing”
you respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. “I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?” “No” he answers.
Then you say, “Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece”
10. GEEEEE.. I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ……….. PRETTY WOMEN.

Urdu Diwali SMS

Happy Diwali Stamps
Honton pe hansi, ankhon main khushi
Gham ka khanin nam nahu,
ye “Diwali” laye app ki zindagi main itni khusiyan,
Jiski Khabhi sham na hu…

Urdu Love Shayari Collections

Love Urdu SMS Shayari
Mujhe dard e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai,
Dard e dil ki inteha maloom hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua naa dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki sazaa maloom hai..
Bicher jana tu os k liye maenay nahin rakhta,
Jafaon ka apni hissab wo zabani nahin rakhta,
Rota nahin ya osay rona nahin aata,
Sungdil hai ya phir aankhon mein pani nahin rakhta….
Aashna hotey huay bhi aashna koi nahin
Jantey hain sab mujhy pehchanta koi nahin
Mukhtasir lafzon mein ye hai mizaj-e-dosti
Rabta beshak hai sab se wasta koi nahin
Mere aur Us ke chahne me ek farq tha,
Mujhe wo aur Us ko sara zamana chahiye tha
Nadaani mein hum kisse apna samajh baethe,
Jo dikhaaya uss Bewafa ne Sapna, hum haqeeqat samajh baethe
Dekho aaj chod diya hamein, Usne ek Gair ke liye,
Jisse hum apna Humsafar samajh baethe
zakhm itna gehra hain izhaar kya kare
hum khud nishana ban gaye vaar kya kare
so gaye hum magar khuli rahi aankhen
is se zyada unka intzaar kya kare
Bhool jana tha to phir apna banaya kiyon tha
Jhooti ulfat ka yaqin dilaya kiyon tha
Apni chahat ka yaqin dilaya kiyon tha
hooti manzil ka neshan banaya kiyon tha
Wo muskra k dard taal deta hy,
Kisi kisi ko khuda ye kamal deta hy.
Nazar utha k jis ko dekh le wo ek bar,
Yaqeen karo usay mushkil main daal deta hy.
Bus ik zara khayal is dosti ka tha,
Warna bohat gila teri berukhi ka tha,
Mujhko laga mai b teri zindgi men hoon,
Per ye to koi dhoka meri saadgi ka tha…

Urdu Sad Shayari Collections

Urdu Sad Shayari Collections
Aankho me arman diya karate hai,
Ham sabki Neend Chura liya karate hai,
Ab jab jab aapki palke Zukengi,
Samaj lena ham aapko yaad kiya karate hai.
kaash wo nagme humein sunaye na hote,
aaj unko sunkar ye aansu na aaye hote,
agar is tarah bhul jaana hi tha,
to itni gehrai se dil mein samaaye na hote..
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai,
Tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi,
Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai
Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
Tapan suraj se hoti hai,
Tapana Zameen ko padta hai,
Mohabbat Ankho se hoti hai,
Tadpana dil ko padta hai.
Bhula kar hame wo khush reh payenge
sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskuraye ge
Dua Hai Khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena,
Hum to seh gaye par wo toot jayenge!
Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,
Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se.
Lamha Lamha ye waqt gujar jayega
Bas khuch hi ganto baad naya saal ajayega
Isliye Abhi se naye saal ki badhai lelo
Warna Bazi koi aur mar jayega.
Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
Mohabbat me maine kya khuch nahi luta diya,
Unko pasand thi roshni,
Aur maine khud ko hi jala diya.
Hathon ki lakiron main kismat hoti hai,
Milna aur bhul jana logo ki fitrat hoti hai,
Bikharta to har koi hai dard me,
Magar gum bhulana ensaan ki jarurat hoti he

Urdu Ashaar

Ashaar
Bari mudat sey chaha hey tumhain
Bari duaoon sey paya hai tumhain…
Tumhain bhulaaney ka socho b kasey
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tumhain…!!
`
Lafzon Ke Fasaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Lamhon Mai Zamaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log
Tu Zehr Hi De Sharaab Keh Kar Saaqi
Jeene Ke Bahaane Dhondhte Hain Hum Log…
`
Raabton, Rishton Mai Uljhan Thi Bohot
Is Nizam-E-Shehr Mai Rehne Ki Himmat Hi Na Ki
Lafz Yeh Logon Mai Raij Tha “Bohot”
Is Liye Is Shehr Mai Hum Ne Mohabbat Hi Na Ki…
`
Har Taraf Aap Ki Yaad Par Laga Ke Pehra
Jee Kara Kar Ke Betha Tha Ke Mat Yad Aye
Nagahan dil kisi baat par aesa dukha,
Mai Bohot Roya, Mujhe Aap Bohot Yad Aye…
`
Duniya To Hai Kaanton Ka Bichona Pyaare
Tum Hum Se Kabhi Hona Na Judaa Pyaare
Aao Mil Kar Dukh Ke Lamhe Kaaten
Ik Jashn Hai Sath Sath Rona Pyaare…
`
Rota Hun To Ahbaab Bura Maante Hain
Hansta Hun To Mujrim Mujhe Gardante Hain
Har Haal Mai Aetiraaz Karne Waale
Nadaan Mere Halaat Kahan Jaante Hain…
`
Lipta Hai Mere Dil Se Kisi Raaz Ki Surat
Wo Shakhs Ke Jis Ko Mera Hona Bhi Nahi Hai
Yeh Ishq-O-Mohabbat Ki Riwayat Bhi Ajab Hai
Paana Bhi Nahi Hai, Usse Khona Bhi Nahi Hai..
`
Dekhte Hain Aaj Hum Us Raah Ki Weeraaniyan
Yaaron Ke Sang Kaati Jahan Hum Ne Zindaganiyan
Guzar Gaya Wo Daur, Bichar Gaye Sab Dost
Sath Reh Gaen To Un Lamhon Ki Kahaniyaan..
`
Kisi Ki Dhun, Kisi Ke Gumaan Mai Rehte Hain
Hum Ek Khuwab Ki Surat Jahan Mai Rehte Hain
Ghamon Ki Dhoop Se Darte Nahi Hain Wo Amjad
Kisi Nigaah Ke Jo Saiybaan Mai Rehte Hain..
`
Jab Rooh Kisi Bojh Se Thak Jaati Hai
Ahsaas Ki Lo Aur Bhi Barh Jaati Hai
Mai Barhta Hun Zindagi Ki Janib Lekin
Zanjeer Si Paon Mai Chanak Jaati Hai..

Sirf aapki hi hona chahti hu……

Aapke pyar ki barish mein bhigna chahti hu,
aapki baho ki garmi mein pighalana chahti hu,
aapke ishq ke gehre sagar mein doob jana chahti hu,
aapke pyare chehre pe fida hona chahti hu,
aapki mithi baten mere dil ko lubhati hain,
bhigi si muskaan aapki mujhe deewana kar jati hai,
apke gusse mein bhi pyar chalakta hai,
anokhi aapki adaao pe mar mitne ko dil karta hai,
bade sajde kiye hai aapko paane ke liye,
ab kambhakt jamaane ki najro se aapko chupana chahti hu,
bus ab Sirf aapki hi hona chahti hu…!

Chalo Kisi Kaam To Zindagi Aayi…

Dard
Chalo Kisi Kaam To Zindagi Aayi
Agar Sach Me Kisi Ko Hmari Bhi Yaad Aayi
Mohabbat Ka Dam To Bhara Kisi Ne
Is Bahane Jhuthi Sahi Par
Ek Mushkaan To Aaj Hume Bhi Aayi. …

Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate…

Sad Shayari
Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise Reh Paate,
Dilse Aapko Kaise Bhula Paate,
Kaash Ki Aap Saanso Ke Alava Aaine Me Bhi Base Hote,
Khud Ko Dekhte To Aap Hi Nazar Aate. …

Dard Bhari Shayari SMS

Shaam Bhi Udas Hogi Raat Bhi Udas Hogi
Kafan Me Lipti Meri Laash Hogi
Ae Dafna Ke Janewalon Unse Keh Do
Qabar Me Bhi Unki Tasvir Mere Saath Hogi…….

Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai…

Shayari
Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai,
Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai.
Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana
Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal
Aur Banane Me Barso Lag Jate Hai…

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